Matt’s Top Ten Girls
Published by M2J under Raves on May 27, 2004#1
Number 1, by far…my nickname for her is “The Hotness.” I picked this picture so that no one in their right mind could argue that she is the hotness. Look at the hotness…stare at the hotness…touch the hotness…
#2
You had to know a wrestling chick would be on here…Well here she is, and she is fucking beautiful. Trish Stratus makes me as a wrestling fan happy, because plenty of guys who hate wrestling I can call gay if they don’t like her. Look at her! You don’t like her? GAY!
#3
Megan Fox: She isn’t that famous, but she’s hot…and that’s all that matters. She puts lots of other girls to shame.
#4
An old buddy of mine and I picked her out when she was in Idle Hands, then back-tracked to flipper just to see her. She’s a keeper for the ages. The first Maxim I ever purchased was her on the cover, October 2004.
#5
It won’t surprise me if you don’t know who this is. Her name is Alicia Witt.
#6
Eliza Dushku, I got to see her on the big screen in Bring It On, and I was never the same.
#7
She’s new to my list, but come on look at her…Amanda Bynes…look at the hotness. I have good taste.
#8
It maybe the way she dresses, but Scarlett Johansson is so friggin hot.
#9
I have the biggest crush on Kirsten…not because she’s hot (which she is) but she seems like an awesome chick. She has charisma.
#10
Finally, Brooke Hogan!! That’s right God (Hulk Hogan) has a daughter…and she’s magnificent! What kind of girl would you expect to rise from the gene pool of God himself!?
