Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-17
Published by M2J under Uncategorized on January 17, 2010- I'm at the bar from A Bronx Tale. I rule! #fb #
- I'm so glad I was here for what I just saw. #
- This woman just came in with a garbage bag, threw it on the bar and asked the bartender, "You want these?" #
- He said, "I'll give you 4 dollars to leave." #
- "I'm gonna stretch her out for you, it's a wedding present." #
- I wore overalls on no pants day, by complete coincidence. I rule! #fb #
- Who is still awake? #
- I have to admit, the "sex" scene in 40 Days and 40 Nights is ridiculously good. #fb #
- Had a dream about Beeky, woke up thinking about her.
# - What boyfriends and girlfriends search for on google: http://i.imgur.com/rbufb.png #fb #
- I just went outside to move my car for all of two minutes. What a horrible two minutes. #fb #
- About to watch 'The Last Seduction' for the first time. I'm late, I know. #fb #
- Finished the Last Seduction, now onto Magnolia. #fb #
- Guess where I am. http://twitpic.com/xz0y7 #
- Michael Cera movie flowchart: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/12/how-to-make-a-michael-cer_n_420430.html #
- I have long hair. #fb #
- I had a dream I was on a tour of Neverland ranch. Lifesized posters of Vince McMahon were taped to the walls for some reason. #fb #
- Berry Colossal Crunch is so good. Nevermind that guy who isn't even a real captain – I'm sorry, "Cap'n." #fb #
- WANT http://vimeo.com/6646460?hd=1 #
- Oh, everybody and anybody: Have you ever heard or used the term "Dracula sneeze?" #fb #
- I wanted 4 things to happen today. 0 of them did. #
- Creeeeepy staircase http://twitpic.com/y8xiz #fb #
- Is "biggest underdog" an oxymoron? #
- I'm watching Tromeo and Juliet. I feel like a lot is happening and yet nothing is actually happening. #fb #
- "I'm gonna jerk off into my hand and go swish it around in the punch bowl. Meet you in five!" #fb #
- Wait, there were two Jersey Shores this week? This is the greatest day ever! Just when I though the adventure was over… #fb #
- It's over already! I feel like that episode went way faster than the last one. #fb #
- I made way more oatmeal than I wanted. Should I just chuck the rest? #
- I just finished it all anyway. I figured, how many times has anyone ever said, "Oh no, I ate too much oatmeal?" #
- Oh, em, gee! http://bit.ly/4lreu8 #fb #
- Just helped someone from Brooklyn, NY with a question about *video* …on Aardvark! http://vark.com/t/a876fa #
- We kill the lights & put on a show
It's all a lie, but you'd never know
The star will shine & then it will fall
And you will forget it all # - "Leave the light on, I'M EATIN' BOX!" #fb #
- The Yard is the worst bar EVER #fb #
- Time to see some funny! http://twitpic.com/yg5w1 #
- Tony wooods ladies and gents. http://twitpic.com/yggys #
- I dropped my phone on pavement for the first time ever #
- I'm blitzed nigga! Need fooooooooood #
- Too much alcohol. #fb #
- I apparently bit my tongue last night. That isn't a figure of speech, I actually bit my tongue, hard. #fb #
- I'm driving in Flushing on a rainy day. #fb #
